The older I get the funnier things become to me. Its funny in that ironic way not that annoying, immature or I’ve smoked way too much way. Just ironic. We’ve all had an experience in high school, if you weren’t the most popular kid. Being cut from the football team or being rejected by chicks so many times that it feels more like a sport than a spontaneous event. Oops, it sounds like I’m just talking about myself. Ha! But seriously, I listen to songs such as Lil Wayne’s “Prom Queen” and, at… Continue

I am sometimes the most socially awkward person to be around. Its funny, I tend no to care for most people in general – mainly selfish characteristics piss me off. But I tend to work in jobs that are customer service oriented or marketing focused. I guess I’m a professional because coworkers believe I’m a fun guy. News flash I secretly hate most of you. I’m a guy who loves his time and will only share it with a few and if your not included then you should get the hint. Usually, when I don’t… Continue

Yo everybody – I’mma let you finish, but you are the biggest asshole of all-time. This last week makes me think of the apologies podcast. Whenever controversy happens I conclude that people are inherently and excessively evil. Let’s be serious – is Kanye, Serena or anyone else apologizing for a stupid act worthy of being called a “Nigger” or worthy of death threats. They fucked up – waited – apologized now lets move on. But no – some people can’t – and that some seems to be most. Kanye West is… Continue

What’s the deal with cop movies? Look into cop movies as a vehicle for comedians and comediennes to ignite their acting careers. Looking into Wikipedia and IMDB.com, Whoopi Goldberg and Eddie Murphy have played detectives. Granted Murphy did more cop oriented movies (Beverly Hills 1, 2, 3 and possible 4 to come soon) and the ass known as Metro. I enjoy most of the movies, they’re cult classics at least in the black community. However, why must the detectives be smoove, jive talking flat foots?… Continue